Welcome Dana Dimel The New UTEP Miners Head Football Coach

Welcome to UTEP!  Welcome to El Paso.  I can’t wait to hear about yours and Senter’s first trip to Juarez to involve the “community”.  Please take pictures.  You will find that the Mexican food is irresistible and the women of El Paso perhaps even more so, some say .  If you stick to the food you will only get fat.  I am going to be honest.  I was hoping for some kind of blast out of the park homerun and feel like we got a walk.  Of course having gotten used to being no-hit a walk is on base, at least.  I am sorry for the welcome.  I’m just really tired of having horrible football at UTEP and honestly, it doesn’t seem like the administration is even trying.  You, are the bullseye  when it comes to having someone to aim our frustration at.  I know it isn’t fair.  It is just honest.  But, I am trying to be positive.  Oh, wait a minute!  Why the Hell are you still screwing around preparing for a bowl game when recruiting needs to be done?  Are you thinking that everything is just fine down here and you are just insane, or do you just not give a shit about getting started?  You wouldn’t want to miss the time with you son for a chance to get started on the enormous task ahead.  No hurry?  A great start, and this fan wants you to know how much I appreciate your dedication and sacrifice.  I’m thinking you are the first since Sean to earn the Kugin’ it description and somehow it seems fitting that you would be the first just hours after being hired!  After reading the fan’s opinion of your play calling, I have a feeling you will be Kugin’ it often.  But, we are going to win the time of possession!

I am going to pray for you to find a way for our highly intelligent,  kids to win football games at the same high level they are performing in the classroom.  Right now the A’s and B’s in the classroom equal F’s and more F’s on the football field.  If you could win the first few games…aw Hell, what’s the use.  Thanks for dropping by.  Good luck.  I hope you prove all of the naysayers wrong.  That’s a lie.  I have given up hope.  We are the Miners!

Go Miners!

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